In Step

Dear Miss Perfect,

Yesterday afternoon I went to our school "Hot
100" Dance in the multipurpose room.  I asked lots of girls to dance, but no one would be my partner.

Miss Perfect, I know all the dances.
I can rumba.  I can samba.  I can cha-cha-cha.
What should I do?

Tired of dancing alone,
Jonathan Porcupine

P.S.  I keep my quills flat at all times.
Dear Mr. Porcupine,

You need a partner with thick skin.

I recommend a Rhinoceros.  Even though they are
large, they are light on their feet.  What a handsome
pair you would make, Mr. Porcupine!

And if you can't find a Rhinoceros, what about
a Hippo, an Elephant, or a Crocodile?  Miss Perfect
believes you've simply been asking the wrong girls.

Search among the Wallflowers,

  Miss Perfect