A Word from Miss Perfect on Food

Do you chew quietly at the table,
even when eating a large hunk of meat?

Do you brush the crumbs off your whiskers?

Are you open to trying new foods,
such as dandelions, or termite pizza?

No matter what you eat, Miss Perfect
believes you should do it politely,
with consideration for others.

Do not spit your seeds across the room.
Keep your elbows out of your soup.

And while you are at the table, remember
that slurping, smacking, belching, and
loud crunching are never proper,
even at a picnic.